theme

west-coast-shredder:

is this even a show


mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits



airbenderedacted:

I’M STILL LAUGHING AT THIS THSI IS HO WI’M GONNA DIE


osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

image



danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling


fuks:

SAIL


relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut


aphrodisy:

I screamed